muffee

To Muffee someone is to steal all their pies.

Damnit, I got muffee'd again!

by Gammuk April 20, 2006

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

muff lover

A male or female who enjoys or loves the female's genitals.

i love your muff!
i am a muff lover!

by shayne7 March 21, 2007

Muff Buck

The act of two lesbians utilizing a double ended dildo or in some way stimulating each other through a raucous session of missionary position sexual intercourse.

Joe: I think Sarah and Jane are lesbians.
John: You think so?
Joe: Absolutuely!
John: I would love to wittness that Muff Buck.

by Excnn December 30, 2010

B Muff

The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.

Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.

Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"

Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"

Brown Rice: "whoo??"

Both: "B MUFF!"

by Kung Powzzzz July 19, 2009

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 20, 2007

muffdiver

ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....

"OMG,this fucking muffdiver doesn't kno how to give head to save his life!!!"

by Joseph Gomez April 17, 2006