Mouse girl

A female that roots for the gangs when they triumph, and becomes a gangbuster if somebody defeats the gang, that way she gets credit either way for not being one of the losers like the boys.

The mouse girl was always looking to turn males into mice so she wouldn't end up a mouse by herself.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

flushed the mouse

to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.

Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.

by bluesteeler April 8, 2024

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Minsal Mouse

Minsal it kinda sounds like a mouse

That minsal mouse is huge

by Tryckery August 29, 2025

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023