Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis

An animal that has a cock for a nose

by Bobby May 13, 2005

poorer than a country mouse

need to say no more

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.

by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011

milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .

"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"

by monica fukin bondatti May 20, 2014

walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.

It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

chi-city mouse

A person from Chicago and Chicagoland suburbs who is delicate, refined, and nimble

The chi-city mouse

by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017