The Marlboro Mile

Walking one mile (destination does not matter), on this walk, you must smoke the entire pack of reds before you reach the end of the mile, so finishing one every roughly 250 feet in order to successfully complete the challenge

Jason: “odds you do the Marlboro mile”

Tyler: “1 in 100”

3 2 1.. *in unison* “67!”

Tyler : “FUUUUUUUUCK”

Jason: “you a dead man lmfao”

by Oil king December 19, 2025

lewis miles

A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.

That Lewis Miles? Of course it is, what a fucking legend eyyy.

by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Miles-on

1. A cling-on who is even more of a loser.
2. A gay man
3. To get a hard-on in which your Johnson shrinks
4. The man which gives you definition 3

Chris: bro he is such a miles-on
Nathan: Ikr
Devin: I bet he’s also gay
Chris: 3, 2, 1, and it just shrunk

by John Johnson the third February 9, 2025

Franko miles correa

The most hottest truest brother. He is the definition of hot. When he goes into a kindergarten all the kids fall in deep love. And he is the worst of friend because he is a brother… and a lover

Hey Franko miles correa my brother and secret lover how are you bro

Or: you should act more like a Franko miles correa you don’t make me throb and you aren’t the best to talk to

by Beaver tuna November 23, 2021

Lewis miles

Pure ledge, nothing more, nothing less.

Lewis miles, oh yeah, he a legend

by Livinglegendlew November 24, 2021

Miles

A Miles's first word is always "no". He can live off of only tiny frozen tacos. Never look at a Miles when you have night-vision goggles on. If you wish great enough he will draw you something and tape it outside your window.

Miles: "Miles"

by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021