Chet

Chet is the best suitcase. His belly button and nose hair will blow you away, literally. If you are lucky to run into a Chet don't forget to give him a cake, he will in return give you an all access pass to bridge.
Dylan: "Did you feel the lovely breeze coming from Chet's bellybutton today?"

Tim: "Mmmm, smells like popcorn."
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Miles

A Miles's first word is always "no". He can live off of only tiny frozen tacos. Never look at a Miles when you have night-vision goggles on. If you wish great enough he will draw you something and tape it outside your window.
Miles: "Miles"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Ellie

Ellie is like treadmill, she sometimes transforms into one. It is her favorite car. She always has a pet bird or mouse or choo choo train on her at all time. Her pinkie toe is always the longest and she uses it to press buttons on the microwave for fun. You know you are special if she shares her toe with you!
Matt: "Ellie will not share her butter with me!"

Ryan: "What a beautiful toe!"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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