Milf

Milf is Managers i'd love to fuck

"Who's" your Milf"?
"My Milf is DarkKnightRises"

by DarkAmilla May 2, 2018

milf

man i like frogs

look at that frog milf

by memelorddoge194301234567898654 February 13, 2023

Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.

"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.

by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020

Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021

milf

bens mum

wow bens mum is such a milf

by thehotguynextdoor January 10, 2022

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023