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chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
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Milf

Hij is echt een milf
by Mathielove123 July 2, 2021
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MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.
When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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MILF

by Ddubb1703 March 5, 2024
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Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.
by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020
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MILF

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022
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