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Post-Black Metal 

A genre of music that combines Post-Rock, Black Metal, and sometimes Shoegaze. Lyrical themes include, but aren't limited to, sorrow, beauty, surrealism, etc.

Examples of Post-Black Metal: Alcest, Silence of the Old Man, Lantlos, Shyy, Dopamine, Austere, Woods of Desolation, Grey Waters, and Heretoir.
Post-Black Metal is an amazing genre of music that few people know about.
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screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.
Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

mentally sober 

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.
Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.
mentally sober by Hot Dot November 3, 2020

Baller Mentality 

Having the mindset that no matter what happens in life, your big baller ego lifestyle will supercede any financial or social strain on said lifestyle.
Example #1
My boss' company is in serious financial trouble, but his baller mentality will not allow him to see the real issues at hand.

Example #2
My boss' baller mentality allows him to go skiing in Lake Tahoe while his company and life is on the verge of bankruptcy.
Baller Mentality by Mofo ODD January 29, 2008

Kimmich Mentality 

Kimmich Mentality is the mentality that you will never give up. the mentality that you will train and train until you are the best, and once you’re the best..you’ll keep training. The phrase is mainly used on social media platforms under the song “SPIT IN MY FACE!” by ThxSoMch
Robber: Breaking into my house and killing my family without me hearing

Me: 😶 (i just watched 52 kimmich mentality videos)

Metalgasim 

A point in a metal song when all the people in the car or room headbang uncontrollably.
When listening to "Power Metal" by: Pantera, we all had a Metalgasim.
Metalgasim by TheHeathenHammer December 22, 2010

Metal Umbrella 

When an Umbrella is used as a double sided dildo between two men and the umbrella is opened inside one of the men’s anus.
My friend and I did a Metal Umbrella last night.
Metal Umbrella by Easttuth August 26, 2021