Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.
by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018
Get the Matthew Batzarmug. A person you meet unexpectedly in your life that acts gay but claims to not be, even though his girlfriend claims to be a cover-up.
by TrojanCommunity August 15, 2022
Get the Matthew Cederbloommug. by Definitely not Ass Man November 30, 2021
Get the Ruby Matthewsmug. This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.
by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022
Get the Matthew With A Sweatermug. Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.
by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018
Get the Matthew Honanmug. by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022
Get the Matthew Hubbuckmug. A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.
A term as an insult, usually.
Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.
by evillweevil July 13, 2019
Get the Matthew Thomasonmug.