Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024

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San Marcos Rizz

When you compare someone to the San Marcos river or community as a way to spit game

Addi: “The San Marcos river is SO beautiful”

Ang: “You’re so beautiful… is that rizz?”

Addi: “San Marcos Rizz”

by benzyboo May 28, 2024

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Kate macomber

A really fat swim coach

“GYAT DAMN!! holy shit that’s a kate macomber over there”

by bigfatstacy May 31, 2024

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Thieving Malcom

1. A name for someone prolific for stealing small objects from others households
2. A sexually promiscuous individual

Person A- Jared has nicked a fiver of the side.
Person B - what a thieving Malcom

by Cootinator June 8, 2025

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A completely real (and definitely scientific) phenomenon where, immediately after a breakup, a person mysteriously ends up hanging out with the same guy named Marco. This occurs without planning, intention, or summoning—Marco simply appears, as if alerted by the emotional shift in the universe

“Bro, I swear I wasn’t trying to see him… it’s just the Marco Theory.”

by The marco Theory December 26, 2025

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