A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
Get the A Near Miss Frog Kissmug. by niggyniggy June 7, 2018
Get the god i miss soapsmug. This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely
by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018
Get the im missing all 3 testiclesmug. When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
by shane2012 November 8, 2009
Get the missed two birds with one stonemug. We All Miss Gracie can't find a gig but consists of Ben on guitar, ben on guitar, Dan on bass, and Jake on drums
by Tiberius July 26, 2004
Get the We All Miss Graciemug. The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
by Pete January 25, 2005
Get the Little Miss Grumpy Pantsmug. When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
Get the Dumber than Miss South Carolinamug.