LOLZERMUFFINZ

That's too funny to just lol, it's even too funny to rofl.

I saw that comedian and I lolzermuffinzed so much!

by AgentOrange96 September 29, 2011

Loose leaky

When you have to pee really bad, especially while laughing and/or in a car, and begin to have the feeling that you are going to urinate on the seat of the car.

Mary: I can't stop laughing!

Jill: Girl, don't you have to pee?
Mary: Yes! I'm going to have a loose leaky on your seat!

by kdubbbya June 29, 2011

loosehanger

Someone who has sex for money, a prostitute

Hey broseph, you wanna go pick up some loosehangers tonight?

by DaWibby March 31, 2012

Loonesmen

A person who stands on the outside line of a game, most likely a sport, and calls out stuff to make people angry. eg. YOUR OUT and BOO YOU SUCK!

The Loonesmen of this soccer game was really letting the players down

by SVChild May 10, 2014

loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

loose dime

a beautiful female willing to have sex

I found loose dime at the club last night and brought her home.

by bunnymux June 4, 2015

loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015