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Long Hill

Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.

Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.

Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.

If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.

If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015
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long time no see

hosszú idő nem látás
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long kiss goodbye

Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.
Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.
by Give me a BJ biotch February 14, 2014
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Long time

Not for a long time. - Not for like 2 days
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long throat

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from across the room and tries to preform deep throat as they land a jump of as great a distance as they can manage. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. After mentally preparing herself, she took a running start toward the bed.
by Adam Proctor November 18, 2007
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long hair

damien dirks
that boy with long hair
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long range pimpin'

another word for people who try to get involved with members of the opposite sex by use of the internet only (see: e-game, internet game)

typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person
Joree: So, are you gonna spit game at that girl you think looks cute?
Weak Dude: Yeah man
Joree: You gonna talk to her or what?
Weak Dude: Naw, I gotta get her screen name first
Joree: Damn, you're on that long range pimpin'
by Joree August 11, 2008
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