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July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out
ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend
by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021
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July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.
Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.
by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021
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30th july

30th july is a day to celebrate people named Lena
by TheDopestLena November 14, 2021
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July 26

If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.
Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.
by Armanei November 22, 2021
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The month of July

The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month.
The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.
Jack: “Hey it’s send nude appreciation month”
Jill: “what’s that?”
Jack: “ The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month. The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.”
Jill: *sends nude*
Jack: “wow! I appreciate that”
by Kmiles5124 July 5, 2023
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July 3rd

July 3rd is national TzuyuBot Deactivation day.
I cant believe July 3rd is coming up!
by iHateSuzy123 July 2, 2021
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July 1st

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.
by Krifmas June 28, 2021
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