joanzing

The act of assaulting a person from behind with a club or blunt object and dragging them back to your room to have your way with them like a caveman. A common practice for large individuals whose game is lacking to the point where they don't even bother talking to girls because they know they don't have the intellect or personality to coax someone sleep with them... Straight college rape

John- Hey man what are you doing with that club?

Matt- I haven't gotten laid in a while man, I'm straight Joanzing tonight.

by byaaaaaaa March 3, 2008

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

jonabotz

Jonabotz

Wennst eam ned kennst, bist a jonabotz.

by Bliblablublo November 28, 2016

Jona

Jona is the greatest and nicest Person of the World!

Jona ist der wichtigste Mensch der ganzen Welt, Jona ist sehr beliebt, ist schön und hat einen großen Penis .

by Joel_Official January 2, 2017

Jona

A very beautiful girl who dances very well and loves to be different from other people! Some others want to have her in their lives but she's not easy to get! She's a good kind of special!

hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!

by Mysterious is special January 2, 2017

Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.

Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!

by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017