Johnny Blazed

Someone who smokes weed, but is by no means your stereo typical stoner.

-Can also be used to say you've had enough weed, for the time being.

"Hey Jimmy you want to hit this blunt again?"

"Na, im Johnny Blazed man"

by Felch MacPlaydo May 16, 2009

Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.

Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.

"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 5, 2005

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Johnny Wasted

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

by Stefane January 11, 2009

johnny gas pedal

the act of holding a dudes feet while kicking him in the groin

Dan: That was a pretty good fight until the one dude fell, then it was all over.

Kyle: Yeah, that was the perfect opportunity for me to give him the johnny gas pedal and really turn things in my favor.

by Bobby-O February 24, 2009

Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011