Smokin da Jessica pack

When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.

Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.

by XenxBTW May 26, 2021

The Jessica Alba

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005

Danielle Jessica

the most prettiest girl you can ever meet. shes so nice but she doesnt take shit from anyone. she walk the halls like she owns them & shes friends with everyone. every guy wants to get with her. im so jelous of her hottneees&popularity.

beautifulest girl in town danielle jessica

by a guy from dawnwood August 19, 2011

chloe jessica spratt

the biggest simp but also such a bitch🙂

she’s such a chloe jessica spratt

by chloesslut November 2, 2020

Filthy Jessica

When you cunt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scrotum on her nostrils. Her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. You perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.

"Have you seen my mom?"
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."

by rezwerd October 4, 2008

Dirty Jessica

When a girl sleeps with her teacher.

“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”

“Mr. Wilson?”

“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS July 8, 2021

sarah jessica parker

Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!

Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!

by jazzyblues October 16, 2006