Italian gator

When an individual takes a stuffed animal and ejaculates on the chest of the stuffed animal, pretending that it is a real person.

We were surprised to find out that Adam had done an Italian gator on his childhood stuffed animal.

by Ryan Clark January 4, 2006

italian meatloaf

when you are doing someone up the butt, and when you jizz, shit gets stuck in it and it stays on your dick when you pull it out.

Dude I boned this hot redhead in the ass last night, but came out with an italian meatloaf

by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

Italian-American

Pronunciation: It-Al-Ion A-Mare-Ikan (noun)

An American person of Italian ethnicity and who usually has a good city job that they got because they are politically connected.

"I can't be a fireman, because I am not an Irish-American or Italian-American."

by Jimmy Dick Wang August 24, 2008

italian

Football fanatic, sexist, homophobic, racist, nationalist, individualistic, etcetera.
But best cooking in the world.

...I'm not racist! I know my compatriots..

I'm italian, I don't care if the Parlament sucks, football is the most important thing in the universe... ever!!!

by Icantfindapseudonym November 26, 2013

The Italian Houdini

Picking up a girl in a bar using smooth Italian lines and charisma. Then you take her to a motel and make her pay half the hotel bill. Fucking her, and the blowing a load in her face after she gives you a blow job. Then, when she's in the bathroom, you grab your bottle of booze. Say you're going to get cigarettes and then vanish! Never to be seen again. Also called the Blow N Go!

"Hey bro! I met this hot chick last night and pulled The Italian Houdini!"

"Now way dude! That's badass!

by V Pak A.K.A Val Pak June 26, 2009

Italian Isolationist

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003