Zoom-Tubing

Whipping it out during a zoom call.

He was caught Zoom-Tubing yesterday!

by Butler! October 20, 2020

Fox Tube

A good old porn website for kids

"Hey mom can you buy me fox tube premium?" What the fuck is that? "It's porn mom" IL buy it for you as long as I can watch it"

by Fuxmo May 10, 2018

flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)

Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Taiwan Tube Pull

When your strapped down to a chair and one end of string is tied to your balls with the other end tied to a door handle for someone to slam shut.

Dude Kevin was so pissed at Eric he gave him a Taiwan Tube Pull.

by Stealthbushido May 18, 2015

Joob Tube

Nut Gun. Cock n balls. A man’s reproductive system, well at least the part that penetrates the coochie.

Yeah, Sally squatted on my joob tube and I ended up creaming her.

by ZimmDawg8063 April 21, 2020