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Joob Tube

Nut Gun. Cock n balls. A man’s reproductive system, well at least the part that penetrates the coochie.
Yeah, Sally squatted on my joob tube and I ended up creaming her.
by ZimmDawg8063 April 21, 2020
mugGet the Joob Tubemug.

Taiwan Tube Pull

When your strapped down to a chair and one end of string is tied to your balls with the other end tied to a door handle for someone to slam shut.
Dude Kevin was so pissed at Eric he gave him a Taiwan Tube Pull.
by Stealthbushido May 18, 2015
mugGet the Taiwan Tube Pullmug.

Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

mexican food tube

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"
by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021
mugGet the mexican food tubemug.
Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.
I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
mugGet the Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Manmug.

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
mugGet the Flesh tube thimmymug.

Tube

A fool, some one who is being used by others and still do things for them. They like do things for people who use them. 'Someone' typically referring to teenagers.

They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave
"Go do this for me"
"Carry my things for me"
""He's like her tube, carrying all her things"
by ...just..j July 23, 2022
mugGet the Tubemug.

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