A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong
Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
Get the Ian Middletonmug. by Royce Lee October 3, 2021
Get the Ianmug. An Ian is a tall, muscled and beautiful man with amazing eyes.
He has a great sense of humor which makes you fall in love with him instantly.
His smile can light up the darkest of the rooms, make your heart stops beating and take your breath away!
Ian’s laugh is memorable and contagious.
He likes Italian food so much.
When Ian’s going through a hard time becomes a man of a few words, he doesn’t open up easily to everyone but if you well know him you will understand when something’s going wrong.
He can feel the vibes of the people around him, if an Ian gives you his heart you will be the luckiest person in the world.
You will never forget him, as hard as you try because you loved him so much!
He has a great sense of humor which makes you fall in love with him instantly.
His smile can light up the darkest of the rooms, make your heart stops beating and take your breath away!
Ian’s laugh is memorable and contagious.
He likes Italian food so much.
When Ian’s going through a hard time becomes a man of a few words, he doesn’t open up easily to everyone but if you well know him you will understand when something’s going wrong.
He can feel the vibes of the people around him, if an Ian gives you his heart you will be the luckiest person in the world.
You will never forget him, as hard as you try because you loved him so much!
by zeldax12 November 21, 2021
Get the Ianmug. Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.
Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.
Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.
Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!
Ian: Okay.
Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".
Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.
Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!
Ian: Okay.
Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".
by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018
Get the Ian's Opinionsmug. by ♌️ October 20, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it
by Payton..2 March 9, 2019
Get the Ianmug. The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world
-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
by Ian's girl December 13, 2021
Get the Ianmug.