Hellfire

To put Tabasco hot sauce in your penis hole and ejaculate in your partners face, but preferably their eye.

Kyle and Dylan tricked Brandon and hellfired all over his face.

by The Savage 13 May 25, 2016

Irish Hello

When you flash someone on St. Patrick's Day

Dude did you see that girl give me an Irish Hello?

by Ilovecatzzs August 22, 2020

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

hello thar buttsekz

The greatest pick up line, can be made even more 1337 by adding LOL at the end

"So, why did Johnny fall off his bike"
"hello thar buttsekz LOL"

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Helloed

Another way of saying "give me a break" or "come on" vehemently during a conversation.

Alternately it can be used as a fresh way of greeting someone.

Guy 1: I didn't know you hate Hitler.

Guy 2: Hellod! Everyone hates Hitler!

or

Guy 1: I thought we were going to play beer-pong together all weekend!

Guy 2: Helloed! I told you an hour ago I'm going to Wisconsin! God!

by endgame_se7en September 15, 2009

hello, happy monday

"hello, happy monday"-

an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.

m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"

by anononymoosle April 29, 2011

hello kitty robe

that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit

shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.

no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.

i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.

by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011