Half a-don

Not a hard-on but half way there "half a-don"

Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key

by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011

Jit and a half

When you want to call someone a jit, but even that doesn't do them justice.

"Did you hear Henry got caught in the shower with his brother again? He is one Jit and a half."

by Ben Swanson29 April 7, 2023

Half Pregnant

When you think you might be pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant

by BlkBubbles September 16, 2023

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

Half Cousin

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.

My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Half-Stimmy

$300

The minimum bet at that Blackjack table is a half-stimmy.

by Dilly the Magnificent January 7, 2021

Half-Cheeked

The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.

"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."

by BandidoJengibre March 14, 2021