Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves

Short, Furry Woodland Creatures That Are Attracted To Girls Whose Names Begin With The Letter T.

See: Anirbaan


Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.


Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.

Where's that GayDementedHairyDwarf? Oh There He Is!

by AuguR April 8, 2004

hairy balls in a bucket

you fill a bucket with your on man juice. then you put it in a sink and let 8 mice swim in it. then you put it in a blender with a little bit of lemon juice and feed it to your grandparents.

Bob: "dude it was so funny last night, i tottally made some hairy balls in a bucket and gave it to my grandpa"

Joe: "dude thats AWSOME"

Bob: "yeah i dig that shit"

by chandlerdanleahrobby January 13, 2010

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

jerrys hairy berry

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..

(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE

by PACO101 February 17, 2010

North Carolina Big Hairy Foot

When a girl doesnt shave for 3 months( So therefore it is VERY hairy.) Then a guy shaves it all of for her and swallows the pubic hair. Afterwards the dude eats the girl out. Basically putting half the hair back on.
Afterwards the girl blows the man and the guy ejaculates his sperm out and the girl drinks his sperm.

Adam- " I want to finger you"
Keli- " Oh no, i have not shaved for about 3 months!!"
Adam- " Oh... Mhmm.. LETS DO THE NORTH CAROLINA BIG HAIRY FOOT"
Keli- " YAY"

by Hanburgan July 5, 2010

Hairy Faced Whore

A transvestite prostitute.

I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.

by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006