by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.
Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?
by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021
