Gentleman's Flight

A business flight in the late morning (i.e. 11 am) to avoid the crowds and to have enough time to masturbate before going to the airport

Gentleman 1: "Are you sure you're down for another strip club?"
Gentleman 2: "Yeah bro I don't have to get up early... I have a gentleman's flight!"

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

gentleman's dose

Half a tab of acid (LSD)

"Dude, I don't do a full tab - shit gets real weird. Trust me, do a gentleman's dose and you will have a FANTASTIC afternoon."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

Gentleman

A person of the male persuasion who lives by elevated norms and acts out the truest virtues in his day to day life.

A gentleman gets out of the bath to piss in the sink, and would never be caught wassing into a sponge then squeezing it into the sink let allowing slashing directly into the bath water.

by ASAOF Flutehooks August 27, 2025

gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

by Noblewolf797 August 31, 2025

gettenhooten

getting drunk and putting an apple fritter in your rectum

me and the boys got drunk and decided to go gettenhooten

by armpitjobarnold21 September 21, 2025

Gentleman's Puck

Storing a used nicotine pouch between cards in one's wallet

"I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"

"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"

by turohabaneero October 21, 2025

Gentleman’s Noise Complaint

A noise complaint given when your sexual escapades are too loud for your neighbors.

Bartholomew received a gentleman’s noise complaint after his night with Samantha went through walls.

by NewJerseyCreamSquealer October 29, 2025