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GREEN COLLAR JOB 

Any occupation and/or work that promotes and adheres to saving the environment.
The next generation of industries will be environmental freindly and will be offereing Green Collar Jobs.
GREEN COLLAR JOB by Jeff Bedia February 18, 2008

green shorts 

Yo man you got green shorts?
green shorts by jose ando October 3, 2006

Green Shirt Tuesday 

A long standing tradition where people adorn themselves in green shirts. Not green dresses, not green jackets, not green UNDERshirts but SHIRTS.
George is wearing green, it must be green shirt Tuesday.

Green Mushroom 

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.
John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."
Green Mushroom by jameswilson December 22, 2009

Green Bay Garbage Bag

This is the act of using a garbage bag and duck tape as a condom during sexual intercourse.
Dylan lost his condoms so he quickly scrambled to make a green bay garbage bag.
Green Bay Garbage Bag by Dbottizle February 26, 2010

Green Day Know-It-All 

1. A person who thinks they know EVERYTHING about Green Day but they honestly don't

2. People who spell Billie Joe Armstong's name 'Billy' and think they are 100% correct while real Green Day fans know its B-i-l-l-i-e NOT B-i-l-l-y
1
Green Day Know-it-All: "omg Green Day is awesome! i know like everythinggggg about them!"

real GD fans: "really then when is Billie's b-day?"

know-it-all: "feb. 17"

real GD fan: "yea.......... well if u really know EVERYTHINGGG about them, when was the band assembled?"

know-it-all: "......uh......ummm......2003?"

real GD fans: ".......oh my god....... -___-"

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know-it-all: "(texting his/her friend): omg!!! did u c Billy Joe Armstrong last night on that award show?!?!?!"

real GD fan (relpying): "yea he looked sooo hot but ITS B-I-L-L-I-E! BILLIE! NOT B-I-L-L-Y!!!!!