Are you fucking serious?

when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer

Man: *buys 3 toilet paper*
Cashier: "Alright, that will be 45$"
Man: "Are you fucking serious?"

by ThunderTheFurry October 25, 2020

fucken druggo

what skitz cunts say to adress another skitz cunt

sassy-“Lez ya fucken druggo whats gaiin onnn!”
lez-“fuck yuu sassy ya really fucked me up this time cunt”
sassy-“yur only gonna get liver pains for the next 5 years or so”
lez-“fuck yuuu sassy”

by Ellen ripley January 15, 2018

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.

OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015

stop fucking cursing

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word

A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

by Dr. Curious January 24, 2011

fucking trump

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Donald Trump. This is a variation of the former phrase "Thanks Obama"

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I just got a paper cut...Fucking Trump!"
"I just got deported to Mexico, and I was born in Cincinatti... Fucking Trump"

by PedanticSteve February 6, 2017

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.

From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

by Nicholas D January 20, 2008

Gi-fucking-normous

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.

I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!

by tagz June 3, 2007