Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce

Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y

John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket

by Swatches December 7, 2021

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

Pat my fruit

When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit

"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"

by Uberhorny69 March 4, 2022

Fruitbooter

An insult Usually used by sakters while they are in their skateparks towards rollerbladers.

harry:godamn fruitbooters taking up the whole park with their lame ass tricks
Me:yeah i know

by SLinga November 17, 2003

Fruit Stand

When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.

Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 29, 2006

fruit loop

A goofy,corny person who laughs at thier own jokes. They are usually very concieded and think they are the greatest thing to walk the earth.

" What a fuckin fruit loop!!"

" Just ignore that fruit loop."

by faeri March 3, 2004