full frontal stanley

Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.

Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: I just gave you a full frontal stanely

by Will via Marcus April 29, 2004

frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.

"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"

by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

frontflip

having sex with 2 nannies in one day

Dude, I totally frontflipped these Gainers!

by arieslion August 29, 2010

Front Porch

Massive Cocaine habit

I once had a front porch.

by Gonzob December 5, 2003

butt in the front

When a chick who has a gut wears tight pants and you can tell where her ass ends and her stomach begins.

That fat bitch's got a butt in the front!

by BongWaterBob September 9, 2003

front

a word used to ask someone why they are being FUCKING RETARDED

excuse me sir, why must your front?

by RIP TOP TIMMY November 26, 2003

frohawk

a retarded hairstyle

Mr. T has a frohawk and P Diddy/Puff daddy/Diddy had one for about a week.

by Innovativ3 Sir3n May 12, 2006