For The Win+Win+Win

Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.

Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.

by Samael Lucifer Morningstar June 4, 2024

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Nah I'd Win

Peak Fiction, Straight up Kino

"Would you lose?"

"Nah I'd Win"

by Queerked up Asian boi June 18, 2024

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Nah I'd win.

Yuji: So you'd lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win.

by LAKA SAKA WAKA June 26, 2024

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you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

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