Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

hot girl fit

Fit enough for you to look good but no cardio or actual endurance training.

Omg Sydney Sweeney is out of breath from swimming, but she looks so fit, she must be hot girl fit.

by Simskae March 17, 2024

Fitting Plates

The act of sexually penetrating a man's ass.

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

fit guy

Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong

“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”

“Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”

by Stevemunson July 7, 2022

Fit

In good health, especially because of regular physical exercise

Getting fitter before Encik’s Grandma beats you in IPPT. Again.

by PeryGrey June 16, 2022