Hunter's First Law of the Internet

Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".

SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."

by SeanHunter March 7, 2011

first kiss

only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it

when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked

by theshit March 2, 2004

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

Mid City Finest / Money Comes First

4 young men in 2002 Jay Fly, Hawk, Showkase, & Yung Sheed sought out to be a young aspiring rap group called "Mid-City's Finest". After trying and not succeeding, they decided to be about their hustle...they decided to change the name to "Money Comes First". Not wanting to be a part of Wilshire Police Dept. Gang file, they started their own crew and gather up some "Little Homies" who wanted to be apart of something but didn't want to claim red or blue, but loved to make green. MCF ended up being about 30 people deep by the end or 2002. Located on San Vicente between Cochran and Hauser.

Them Mid City Finest / Money Comes First boys is bout it bout it! and they don't have ANY enemies.

by FlyJay August 27, 2011

first kiss

the first kiss only means something for girls. do u know any guys who remember their first kiss? of course not. now ask them about the first time they had sex, then bingo!, the one that cant remember is a retard.

ill give u U$10,000 if u find a guy who remember his first kiss

by lucy loves daron March 2, 2004

First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

by KapinKrunch December 30, 2011

Balls First

A contemporary skiing technique where one thrusts their groin forward so that their testicles are out in front at all times. Also effective for boules and frisbee.

"The best way to go down the maintain is balls first!"

by Howdybums May 20, 2013