by deadlatte January 13, 2008
Get the wastie facemug. the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
Get the couch facemug. Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"
Marin: "A what?"
Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
Marin: "A what?"
Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013
Get the Dairy-facemug. A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.
by AKTaylor January 27, 2015
Get the Cake Facemug. by Harry m8s December 13, 2016
Get the Cabbage facemug. by honey mango July 14, 2017
Get the loco facemug. A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface
by Nika April 18, 2005
Get the septer facemug.