hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022

Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

by Rekerter October 20, 2018

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.

Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.

by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

Gayzy eye

When a straight married man has a wandering eye for another man.

See, you think they are happily married, but I heard he has a Gayzy eye.

by NOLA Patsmear March 7, 2013