swamp dong

You are a victim of Swamp Dong when a girl that you are fornicating with squirts (female ejaculation) while you are inside her, saturating your balls.

I spent a long time cleaning up after last night when my girl gave me swamp dong several times.

by djaudiolol August 17, 2009

typo-dong

The act of misspelling words shaved into a man's pubic hair.

Roger got his pubes shaved so that they say "suck hear." He totally launched a typo-dong.

by szechwean November 3, 2009

Long dong kong

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong

"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"

by Long dong kong March 31, 2017

Ding Dong

While performing anal sex, the one being fucked takes a shit. The penis then becomes encased in shit and the male ejaculates, filling the shit with cum. Pull out, finish shitting and enjoy as after sex snack.

Jacob: Sophie and I made a ding dong the other night.

Tim: What the fuck bro?!

by Datboiswheel April 22, 2017

ching chong my ding dong

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese

Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?

by ala vanessa June 6, 2007

beer dong

When a guy gets a blow job from a drunk chick and she pukes on his cock as he ejaculates. She goes beerdonging!

Origin: Derived from sucking dong and beer bonging.

I hooked up with this drunk chick last night and she beer donged all over my shit man!

by Notorious J Riz Riz July 25, 2009

Ching Dong

A Slur for Asian or Chinese Person.

"You want to charge me how much?!? I can go down the block to the Ching Dong and get it for half price!"

by Kingpin3 October 31, 2011