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Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.
I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.
by Skyy Alexander November 1, 2008
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Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
by hoo-ah August 1, 2010
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donkey punch

Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
by gingernyc September 7, 2007
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Donkey Butter

when things arn't working out the way you had hoped or planned.

it's also an exclamation used when things aren't working out.
This whole week is Donkey Butter. I can't seem to get anything done.

if you are skating and can't land a trick you might yell out "Donkey Butter!"
by Quetzaltenango July 30, 2008
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donkey balls

1. nickname for the guy that has ginormous testicles- and everybody knows it. Some will even claim them to be the size of grapefruits.
Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!
by Jacob Wallace September 13, 2005
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Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.
Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.
by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010
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donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.
Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.
by I. Wagner November 28, 2006
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