Dudebrain is when you are thinking about sex during a totally innocent and nonchalant conversation with a woman or a man (if tthats your preference).
"Man sorry that chick that walked by got me dude brained."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."
by jennaveveism April 5, 2014

by bing bing bung June 23, 2016

by VloggerDude July 30, 2017

It is ok to hit a woman only if she's a pseudo-dude, it's only fair that if she wishes to act like a man you treat her like one.
by Big Baddy Broad May 19, 2014

by Jeepy861 November 29, 2010

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.
Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.
Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.
Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018

by JEJNEBD February 11, 2022
