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dude brain

Dudebrain is when you are thinking about sex during a totally innocent and nonchalant conversation with a woman or a man (if tthats your preference).
"Man sorry that chick that walked by got me dude brained."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."
by jennaveveism April 5, 2014
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Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.
"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)
by bing bing bung June 23, 2016
mugGet the Dude Foodmug.

vlogger dude

He has 7 million subs he's a Vlogger Dude
by VloggerDude July 30, 2017
mugGet the vlogger dudemug.

Pseudo-dude

A woman who has taken on the gender role of a man.
Similar to butch, but less offense than dyke.
It is ok to hit a woman only if she's a pseudo-dude, it's only fair that if she wishes to act like a man you treat her like one.
by Big Baddy Broad May 19, 2014
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Dude Fever

When a women/girl get sick over a dude/boyfriend. Just got dumped and can't get over it.
Is mary coming with us tonight !?
No, she's on her dude fever thing again

She got the dude fever
by Jeepy861 November 29, 2010
mugGet the Dude Fevermug.

The Dude Disease

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018
mugGet the The Dude Diseasemug.

Dude Ass

Something you’ll never get.
You see shadow over there? He gets no dude ass or girl ass
by JEJNEBD February 11, 2022
mugGet the Dude Assmug.

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