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doughnut 

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.
Gordon Ramsay: is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Chef: The salad.
Gordon R: You fucking doughNUT, of course you don't put the fucking salad in a microwave.
doughnut by AZi1123 February 13, 2021
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Doughnut 

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
Doughnut by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
give me that doughja
doughja by someone thats bored March 11, 2021

Doughnut 

someone doesn't have mod?
oh is just a doughnut
Doughnut by Vision the wise March 20, 2021

Dougyoung 

A sexy chink man with foreskin so long and tasty, the dick cheese taste like something out of chipotle.
Hey! Dougyoung, can i circumcise you!
Dougyoung by Seth pubes April 9, 2021

doughface 

a racist 1800's northern dude who likes the south more than his wife.
Frank: dude, the south should be their own government.
Abe: We're in Rhode Island you fucking doughface!

DoughSexual 

Damn dawg I think I'm DoughSexual only em bucks get me hard now these bitches just ain't it nomo.