double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

Double Stuffed Buff

A way of clarifying wether or not some one is referring to a buff "Best ugly fat friend" or a buf "best ugly friend". The name is given for the two f's found in buff as buf has a single f.

Hey have you met Alexis's new buff?

I think so. Is she a double stuffed buff or just a buf?
Definitely a double stuffed buff.

by jtcommando27 September 24, 2014

Double-Dip the Chicken Wing

The act of a man having a three waywith two women and fucking one girl then immediately fucking the next one in the same bed. This may or may not be a turn on for one or both girls and can often lead to rejection and leave the man un-laid.

"Man I'm so disappointed."
"What happened?"
"I tried to Double-Dip the Chicken Wing..."
"Did it work?"
"Nah.."

by getwellPablo February 13, 2015

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

double unicorn

A unicorn with two horns,because a dicorn sounds ridiculous

wow look at that horse with two horns I think it's called a double unicorn

by SwankyMushroom July 19, 2015

Double Chindian

Fat Indian
Not to be confused with twin Chinese Indians AKA Chindian

A young boy by the name of Sitting Drunk ate too much fry bread. He is a huge double chindian.

by LilNykil September 24, 2015

Doublemint Douchebag

A guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to fuck you.... and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.

Sister 1: "Hey, guess who has been texting me telling me I am so beautiful, I am the "one"and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"

Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"

by Jojobean42 October 11, 2015