dangleitis

In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.

There is no known cure.

Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."

by Nytoxic December 7, 2005

Dirt Diggler

A man who likes to meet up with other men in secluded public toilets aka Cottaging.

A “real Dirt Diggler” also loves to partake in a bit of ‘Uphill Gardening”.

I love meeting other men in public toilets “I’m a real Dirt Diggler”

by NovemberAjax October 11, 2018

Dirk Digler

A big cock. Like that of a porn star.

His Dirk Digler hung out of his fly.

by kenz November 25, 2003

Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.

Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.

by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011

dangle and sweep

Dangling the male "junk" over any surface and swaying the lower body back and forth letting the coarse hairs underneath the coin purse, sweep across the surface as that of a broom.

I totally gave that chick the dangle and sweep last night, it was awesome.

My boss is such a tool, I wanna dangle and sweep all over his laptop.

by =zbwar= August 12, 2007

dingleweed

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.

Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"

by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007

dangle baby

When a woman has been pounded so many times, her vagina becomes so loose that if she becomes pregnant, her baby will fall out and dangle from the umbilical cord.

Guy 1: Man, she gets pumped so often, she'd be loose as!
Guy 2: Yeah, she'd have a dangle baby for sure!

by JimmyBags April 9, 2011