Dewbag

A combination between being a douchebag and a jewbag

Hey Tom, dont you think Eddie is such a dewbag?

by KmartSucks May 1, 2009

Dewzy

Noun. A super-fly female that's primed for action. A drop-dead, gorgeous dimepiece in need of immediate procreation.

"Damn son that's a dewzy right there!"

"Be my dewzy tonight?"

by robeverlycleary October 9, 2010

DeWan

A nigga who get slow checks and spend the money on steaks

Bruh, DeWan is doing too much and he needs to get the hell on.

by BlackGuy1254 December 31, 2017

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dewdrop

The biological child of a gay man

That's an adorable dewdrop you have Mr.Aiken!

by Gjonny Dipp November 5, 2008

dewkie

A small child or infant

"I was over at Daphne's place, you remember, the one who worked over there at Video Dungeon, anyway, I was over there and she must of had, like 11 dewkies runnin' around that dump. Could of been a dozen of 'em... maybe even a baker's dozen."

by SlangosaurusRex March 4, 2007

Dewism

A "religion" combining Deism and Atheism. While Dewists believe in God, they believe He is the rules, laws, and constants that guide the universe and not a sentient being.

In Dewism, you don't worship God. You study, know and respect Him.

by Duane the Unrelenting November 16, 2009