Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

Danger Bowl

When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.

Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl

Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.

"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."

by Poppapeepeepoopooshire September 3, 2012

Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.

"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"

by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013

Dangerade

Gatorade G2 and vodka with a splash of 5 hour energy.

Dangerade

Are you thirsty but also want to get typsy? Well then make a dangerade!

Staying hydrated with a low calorie alcoholic beverage.
Perfect for after or before sporting events such as hockey, sledding and ATV'ing

by jlo17 December 4, 2013

Danger Pit

A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.

"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."

by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014

dangertainment

Form of entertainment that requires a degree of personal risk or putting oneself in a dangerous situation for the purposes of adventure.

Ron went for a little dangertainment in Beirut to catch the U2 concert.

by Stephany September 16, 2014

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015