Cunt puddle

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

Cock in the Cunt

A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?

by let me use my old name July 2, 2009

Whipped Cunt

A male who's on a leash, led by his girlfriend. It can occur vice-versa where the girl is on the leash, but it's very rare. The male is not allowed to hang out with his bros, and has to listen to every word of his girlfriend.

Craig: "Hey babe, I'm going down to the pub with the guys. See you later tonight".
Jess: "You're not fucking going anywhere you little shit, you're giving me a manicure ASAP".
Craig: "Okay, I'm so sorry sweetie. I'll do it instantly. Why did I even think about hanging out with my best mates who I've known for 5 more years than you. I'm an idiot".
Josh: "Hey have you guys seen Craig? Said he was meeting us here".
Steve: "Nah man, no chance, he's a fucking whipped cunt these days".
Josh: "Yeah. Proper whipped cunt. *whichet*"

by Pepsi007 October 16, 2010

cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

That cunt monster sure beat it up last night!

by daddymattie March 1, 2009

Cunt Puppet

The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.

I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

giving cunt

giving cunt is like giving everything every queer person wants to be served. when you give cunt you're giving maximum effort and owning it! Giving cunt is like bringing all of the energy into the room and slaying.

OMG their dance is giving cunt the energy is immaculate.

by reggiexd June 26, 2022

cunt and gunpowder

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.

Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.

by RFN December 9, 2008