Crocafagle

1. N. A large flying reptile of the genus Crocodylus, native to tropical and subtropical regions and having thick, armorlike skin, long tapering jaws, and the wings of an eagle. The result of genitic engineering.

2. N. A person, object, or event that
is the result of an accidental or humorous situation.

1. In florida, we visited Bush Gardens and saw some crocafagles.

2. Amber is a crocafagle.

by Colin Merry November 26, 2003

crockpotcher

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.

Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!

by Fromage April 8, 2007

crockin

To cry, a word originating from the Norfolk dialect.

"Stop a crockin boy, yew only wes stung by a hoddy-doddy wasp"

by king slop August 26, 2007

Crockerage

Pronounced "Cro-ker-idge"
Used to describe one that constantly defends Brittany Spears, usually somebody that commits crockerage records them self with a video camera under a blanket of some kind, crying and screaming their sorrows to the world, which really doesn't care.

"You and your crockerage!"
"Chris Crocker is found guilty for numerous charges of crockerage!"

by Harley B. October 25, 2007

Crocopig

A woman who is not just fat but fugly too. Comes from the joining of Crocodile and Pig.

Man, that bitch is a total crocopig

by Maddam January 20, 2009

Crockenlich

A combination of two gangsta things, that are better than the rest.

Crockenberg + Wunderlich = Crockenlich and Wunderberg

by Crockenlich March 24, 2009

Crocoffs

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.

Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!

by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009