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Cop block

When you refuse to talk to police.
Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....
Na, man, don’t you do it. Cop block that pig.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.
I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
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Cop

Cop means do/get
by Henry cool kid October 25, 2014
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Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
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Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively
I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022
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cops

Police or pigs who get annoying or ruin the fun- if you wanna catch some get a box of doughnuts and cheap coffee
p1 : Fucking hell look at those pigs
p2 : Don't you mean the cops?
p1 : Same thing idiot
by fatsharks101 June 23, 2019
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Cop Complex

When a cop believes that laws don't apply to them and only the Rights that they approve of actively apply to the citizen they are encountering at the moment. They believe that qualified immunity gives them the Right to suspend a citizen's Rights during an encounter - this simply is not true and often results in horrific new headlines.

God Complex adjacent.
Citizen is LEGALLY open carrying on PUBLIC land, say a county office building parking lot, and filming in public spaces. Cop approaches citizen to question the activities because they got a call from a county employee inside. Citizen cordially refuses to answer the cop's questions, states that he is acting within the bounds of the law and Rights. Cops continue to try to escalate the situation and display very poor attitudes when they figure out this is just a citizen acting legally and there's nothing they can do to the citizen. This is how cop complex works.

As soon as they discern that the citizen is acting within the bounds of the law they should immediately bid that citizen farewell and depart cordially.

The display of attitude is often misconstrued or chalked up to racism, however, the interaction plays out the same almost every time, across the board, regardless of the citizen's racial composition. This is not a brown, white, or black issue - this is a blue issue.

Note to the reader: If you're a cop reading this, I implore you to turn every citizen interaction into an opportunity to 'protect & server' and deescalate rather than embrace this 'Us vs. Them' attitude that seems so prevalent behind the blue line.
by sixlay June 24, 2022
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