Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.

My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!

by Chaca February 15, 2013

Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.

I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018

Poncho Commander

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.

My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.

by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018

In-Commandant

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!

by F1abg9! November 16, 2018

Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.

Kanan is the clout commander.

by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018

send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.

"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."

by lilythegoose December 16, 2018