Cheeks

Grade "A", quality booty.

Double D's of the ass world.

Known to cause instant boners.

When is presence of cheeks, one must yell "juice" to let her know what's up.

Nicki Minaj's ass would be a prime example of cheeks.

What is the meaning of life?

CHEEKS!

by ShredGnarShark July 10, 2012

Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.

Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.

by Nutsakula July 15, 2006

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

chebs

scottish slang for boobs, breasts, jugs, fun bags

aw man, look at the chebs on that

by urban commando September 30, 2008

Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Cheese Lord

A person who cheats or uses loopholes or using rule lawyering toward their advantage. Often filling in gaps with "cheese" or "leaps of logic" when rules are not defined in rule books for games.

That gamer is a Cheese Lord. Eric is a cheese lord when he plays tabletop miniatures.

by Dianna Toney April 10, 2005

cheese ridge

The grooved area where the shaft of the penis meets the bell end, where dick cheese is commonly found.

The filthy bastard showed off his cheese ridge, which was laden with smegma.

by Ross1981 August 10, 2006