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St. Paul's Catholic School

A catholic school in Jacksonville Beach, Florida. It's a small school that only has about sixty kids in each grade (Pre-K through 8th). Two blocks from the beach, this little school has a perfect location, and it's staff are like family.
First Person: Where do your kids go to school?
Second Person: St. Paul's Catholic School.
First Person: Oh, really? I heard that it's a great school...
Second person: Oh, it is!
by NOTFORUTOKNOW October 27, 2011
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Catholic Virgin

A practicing Catholic of either gender who recognizes the dignity of their own sexuality and the gift of new human life which arises from sexual intercourse. In appreciation and gratitude for this amazing gift, the practicing Catholic refrains from all sexual encounters before sacramental marriage (the type of purity practiced by singles and referred to as continence). This self-denial builds the life-long habit (a.k.a. virtue) of purity.

After marriage, the couple continues to practice this life-long habit of purity by only engaging in sexual intercourse with their spouse (conjugal purity). They refrain from other forms of sexual activity, such as anal and oral sexual practices, out of mutual respect for each other's bodies and the dignity of their reproductive capacities. Likewise, they refrain from having sexual encounters with anyone other than their spouse in recognition of the spiritual bond of love and unity which flows between them in the sacramental marriage covenant. A breach of this covenant through sexual infidelity is referred to as adultery and considered to be a grave violation of the marriage union, the natural law, and the human dignity of both spouses.
Non-Catholic: Do you know what's wrong with all those Catholic Virgins? I don't get it: they're like completely medieval and won't have sex or anything.

Practicing Catholic: Catholic Virgins, such as myself, respect our bodies as dwelling places of God and vehicles of bringing life into the world. There is no more incredible natural gift, so we cherish it by saving ourselves exclusively for our spouses.
by PracticingCatholic April 6, 2016
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Catholic Pedophile Apologist

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.
It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.
by Children's Warrior October 20, 2008
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Cathleen

A person, usually of the female sex, that likes to smile a lot.

More often than not, Cathleens are black. If you meet a white Cathleen, you are dealing with the wrong type of person. When dealing with black Cathleens, however, it is important to note that calling them white will result in being stabbed with a pen. (See: Matt)

Common habits of Cathleens include smiling (even though it causes their mothers to think them weird), laughing, being great, giving confidence, being really black, saying "LOL," and, in general, being very attractive (especially in the eyes of the Brad).

The lingo of the Cathleen can vary from the common "YO WASSUP" to the more obscure "ahehehahahheheheheh." Other phrases common among Cathleens include "gr8," "paranormal," "krazy," "XCUSE ME?," "I'm black," "racism" and "HEY BRAD," among others.

Overall, the Cathleen is an exotic and interesting creature, and one to value. Whenever one meets a Cathleen, it is recommended that they be very careful not to lose her.
"Dude, there goes a Cathleen."

"Ight, hold up. I'm gonna go woo her with my charm."

"Okay."

...

"Hi Cathleen!"

"Hi."

"So I heard you were white..."

*Stabs with pen.*
by yowassuphowyoudoin April 5, 2010
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Catholic Candy Job

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.
The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!
by 1113454563q4557657957 February 15, 2008
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catholic

Someone who thinks they are better than anybody else because somebody told them so, and they read it in a book.
The Catholic Church is the "Only True Church" How arrogant can these people be?
What about Hundus, Islams, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Shintos, and the rest of them? Are they all wrong? Are Babtists evil? Is being Episcopilian wrong because Mary isn't a Saint?
Who is right?
Why does the Catholic church proclaim supremacy? Did Jesus declare that?

Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his Television show?

Who seeks the truth?
by Wretchid April 17, 2006
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catholic

group of people on a neverending question to stop masturbation by scaring kids that they will go to hell
if you do that jesus will send your sinful ass to hell!
by b3n February 14, 2005
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