Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.

Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!

by IloveChristina1234 March 21, 2022

autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car

Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man

by Psychologicalsquid June 09, 2017

Cop Rocked

When someone gets busted by the PO-9. Usually related to Vehicles and Driving infractions, such as speeding.

"Man. I got caught doing 70 in a 50 zone. I got mad Cop Rocked."

by FlyOnPaperWings May 26, 2008

blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.

-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.

by baconator7 June 27, 2010

Cop On

Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to

Person 1: What am I supposed to do again

Person 2: For Christs sake, would ya have a bit of cop on

by RandomIrishFella May 24, 2023

Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.

That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!

by JohnnyKC September 22, 2011

racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities

Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024