poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

by envenom August 4, 2007

spin the clown

intentionaly hitting the ball up the middle with intent to injure the pitcher during softball or baseball.

With his team losing 20-5 John was told to spin the clown to send a message.

by grand salami July 2, 2008

Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.

Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.

by dajs90 May 8, 2014

clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.

Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.

by thlugger October 19, 2016

Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.

There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.

by Lawrence Triptathane October 29, 2016

Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.

FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.

by ATX-CVPI July 17, 2019