Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

breakfast bra

A functional peice of lingerie that can be used to eat your breakfast out of.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.

WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?

by Weiny Joy October 16, 2008

Dirty Mexican Breakfast

Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.

Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.

by Ultrabastard October 11, 2015

breakfast of champions

beer and tomato juice

drink up, breakfast of champions

by sixbynine August 3, 2005

mexican breakfast

an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.

Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.

by zackmclovin January 12, 2009

floridian breakfast

you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style

floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.

by c pratt August 9, 2006

breakfast

eggs- weed
cooking- smoking weed
pans- pipe

hey man you want to eat some "eggs".
-mother: what are you doing son.
-son: nothing I'm just cooking.
-son/friend: lets clean the pans.
-son: that breakfast got me twisted

by shannon and brandi January 31, 2009